Stretch Lab

 I pay someone to stretch me now.  My flexibility has never been good.  I hate yoga because of it. 

My last vacation flexibility became an issue.  You know me.  I want to see it all.  Everyday we walked over 20,000 steps.  that means my mornings were crippling.  I had to stretch for 20 minutes before i could walk like a human being.  that's just my calves.  i shouldn't say 'just'.  my calves are the worst.  most of the stretches i do myself can't get deep because my calves won't allow it.  in other words, every stretch is a calf stretch.  I think I even shocked by professional stretcher with this one.  

Anyway, after my paid for stretch the other day, i hopped in and out of my car like a teenager.  I didn't even realize that was a problem.  my movement at work is better (where I sit a lot).  So worth it.  And it seems to last more than a day.  

I do resent paying for it though.  It gives me marriage flashbacks.  I would twist the old man.  I would stretch his back.  He never did that kind of thing for me.  And he said we were both selfish.  fucker.  

Anyway, not to spoil my good time.  I'm paying for a service, not the human contact.  what other benefits will come from increased flexibility?  Or is feeling younger enough?