Geneva (Ohio not Switzerland)

 yeah, yeah, yeah!  Ohio wines suck.  They're sugar bombs for the novice palette.  Well, fuck you.  I want to hang with my friends and drink wine and eat pizza on a patio with heaters.  

So let's talk about Geneva.  First it's close to Lake Erie.  Why not pretend it's the ocean! Find a lounge chair with a cup holder and look out at the water and dream.  Or maybe just shoot the shit with your pals.  Ambiance adds a little something to our experiences, don't you think?  My friends and I can have a good time anywhere, but an "ocean" view just makes me happy.  

I bet on the lake there's a bit more night life, but you know me.  I love day drinking.  I want to hit as many wineries as possible between noon and five before passing out.  Geneva has a ton of wineries.  More than you can hit in a day, so do a little homework ahead of time.  

Laurello has good pizza.  

Baci winery has a nice sparkling reisling.  I love sparkles!

Ferrente has good food in general.  

Cask 307 and South River have nice outdoor seating.

Debonne has beer!  

I should have taken notes.  After a while they all run together.  Sorry.  The fact remains though.  You're not going to Geneva for that special vintage.  You're just going to have a few laughs.  Maybe it's hot.  Maybe it's cold.  Doesn't matter if you're an Ohioan.  As long as you and your pals have booze and fire, you have the makings of a good time.  

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